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latebloomingeros ([personal profile] latebloomingeros) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2017-02-25 09:49 am

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From: Katsuki Yuuri
Date: June 19

Hello :)

My name is Yuuri, and I'm a shinki of Bastet's. I've been here for several weeks and haven't really gotten around to using the BBS very much so far, but it's nice to meet any of you I haven't met before!

There are two things I wanted to talk about... or ask about, really.

First, I've heard a lot about the skills shinki are supposed to be able to use, but if any older shinki would be willing to explain more or help me train to use them better, I'd really appreciate the guidance.

Second, I wondered if anyone might have any guidance about how to find a part time job on the Near Shore. My god provides for us, of course, but I'd like to have a little bit of pocket money for things. My own clothes that my god didn't pick out, things like that. I thought maybe I might try to find work at a cat cafe, since that seems like it would be serving my god, too, or maybe at a dance studio since I seem to know a lot about that, but... I'm not sure, and I thought maybe it would be nice to brainstorm with some other people.

Thank you for your time!
rev13_3: (Default)

From: Jay

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-27 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me more about these skills shinki are supposed to have.
rev13_3: (look: over the shoulder shock)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-27 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Who told you this? What spells?
rev13_3: (Default)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-27 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He has to learn these spells. A quick scroll of the other comments shows a reference to a Kazuma, a Lady Bishamon, and the library. TO THE LIBRARY! ]

Do you think we'll have to fight each other?
rev13_3: (look: shock over shoulder)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-27 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He wants to comment on that, about how it seems that half the shinki here are soldiers and warriors and the other half are as far onto the non-combatant side as you can get, and ask how, if they're intended for combat, how this Yuuri thinks he can serve his god without fighting... but then, skimming over the original post, something far more pressing catches his eye. ]

What is a cat cafe?
rev13_3: (angry: oooooi)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-27 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That can't be real. That can't be a real thing. ]

People really pay money to pet a strange cat for an hour?
rev13_3: (look: sideeye)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-28 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
And this is the job you want? To serve coffee in a true cat house?
rev13_3: (speak: serious)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-28 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's weak. A job for a child. If your god is served by you herding cats then your god is weak too.
rev13_3: (faith: on a mission from god)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-28 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Your god is irrelevant.
rev13_3: (look: voices of angels)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-28 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You serve a god of whores and beasts. Your deaths will be as meaningless as your lives and none will mourn your passing.
rev13_3: (smile: crazy)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-28 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me. Does your false and feeble cat god piss about the house to mark the grounds as his own? You say he dresses you. Does he clean you with his tongue as well?
rev13_3: (smile: it's time to)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-02-28 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A catherd, and you one of his pussies.
rev13_3: (look: voices of angels)

[personal profile] rev13_3 2017-03-01 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The real answer is that he half wants to see if Yuuri and his god are a threat to him and his god, and half just enjoys being a bastard. Not that he'll admit to any of that. ]

I don't hope.