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[reformedsinner]

Posted: 20 May 2016 16:22
From: Cho Hakkai

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[Attached to the post are a few slightly off-kilter photographs of a abandoned building with the bright skies of the Far Shore and overgrown foliage visible in most of the shots.]

Do you suppose this temple belonged to a god of education?

I'm afraid I haven't found enough documents left behind to be sure! With a bit of work, it could be a good place to hold classes, though. Don't you think?

The blackboards mostly aren't cracked.

If anyone would be interested in helping us clean it up, assistance would be appreciated. Directions are attached.


[ooc; images sourced from here! Hakkai has had this post sitting around for a while, hoping that his fruit-induced haiku curse would wear off, but has given up. Responses will be in haiku syllable count. He's sorry.]

Comments

[erogappa]

you know this really
still is as funny as i
thought it was at first

[reformedsinner]

I'm glad my efforts
Are brightening your afternoon.
Did you buy chicken?

[erogappa]

yeah. they didn't know
what sillantro is so i
got green onion. kay?

shit i keep having too many in the last line.

[reformedsinner]

Green onion will do.
Neither of us are winning
poetry prizes.

[erogappa]

maybe you arent but
im doing this naturely.
i shuld get a prize!

[reformedsinner]

Perhaps you should, then.
Oyakodon for dinner?
It's a sort of prize.

[erogappa]

oh yeah that sounds good
its going to be to warm for
that kind of thing soon

[reformedsinner]

Yes, it will, won't it?
Time does fly. It's going to
be summer quite soon.

[erogappa]

summer means pork ribs
and rice beer, and that salad
spicy cucumbers

[reformedsinner]

Barbecued chicken,
and I should plant a garden
before it gets hot.

[erogappa]

dont plant anything
you're gonna get atacched to.
too many


fuck whats a word that means animals but its only got two sound bits?

[reformedsinner]

How about "critters"?
Kitchen gardens don't weather
the frost, anyway.

[He won't get attached.

But he understands the meaning: don't settle down, we're getting those memories back and getting out. Still... distracting himself helps, when he can't focus on his own memories without running a terrible risk.]

[erogappa]

nither do kappa
lets go to the beach soon kay?
get us both some son

[reformedsinner]

That's a nice thought.
Let's make a day of it and
invite the others?

[Sanzo could use a vacation more than any of them, he suspects. And Goku would enjoy the beach.

Asshole can help Hakkai carry the picnic basket.]

[erogappa]

i want to see if
jeep can turn into a raft
maybe a surfboard!

[reformedsinner]

Well, you could ask him.
A metal surfboard would rust
but he might not bite?

[No promises, though. Jeep ought to be able to enjoy the beach too, and Hakkai suspects he'd much rather play in the water as a dragon than as a car.]

[erogappa]

heel bite. you know it.
that damn rat really dosnt
like me very much.

[reformedsinner]

Maybe it's because
you call him a rat? I think
he does understand.

[And Jeep seems unsettled by Hakkai, sometimes, too. It's probably because he doesn't recognize the little dragon.

Odd that a dragon would be able to remember, but perhaps Jeep is closer to a god than Hakkai has been giving him credit for so far.]