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Sakon Shima ([personal profile] ittenbari) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-10-02 01:44 pm

Heaven's BBS | Text

Posted: May 1
From: Sakon Shima

Look I'm writing on the thing! Oh hey it's fixing the words so they look right.

Okay so I was watching videos (they're called videos) on the thing

oh Nagisa says the thing is called a phone

So I was watching videos on the phone and there was this guy eating peppers on a bet and I could do that!

How many ghost peppers do you think I can eat? I'm already dead so it can't kill me, so how many? Leave bets here.

Does that work?

Anyway bet money and the closest guess wins it all! If I eat more than the highest guess and I don't die again, I win it all!

Leave money at Azeban's temple. This will work, right? I'm still working on it.
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[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
How's the market look? I'm not laying down any money until I see some odds.
slantedcross: (ryou itou as youji kudou)

[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Won't be any fun if it doesn't hurt a little.
slantedcross: (crazy sexy cool)

[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-05 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
When you say that, do you mean the fact that it hurts, or the fact that it isn't fun?
slantedcross: (happy?!)

[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-06 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Just for that cliche: I'll double the top bet, for you to eat ten of those things.

[He is only about 63.76% serious.]
slantedcross: (because it's cruel to him and hilarious)

[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-08 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I do. I have to listen to it, over and over again.

Variety is the spice of life, not just ghost peppers.
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[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-09 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you'd like it.

What's the most peppers they've gotten you for so far?
slantedcross: (come on over~)

[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-11 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, terrific. I was beginning to feel guilty.

You need investors, kid. Advertisers.
slantedcross: (because it's cruel to him and hilarious)

[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-13 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
In this case, maybe you should advertise for them...

[Youji needs to stop being mean.]

No, I don't think they'd take you seriously at this point. If you had something people wanted to watch, they'd give you money to stick their product between you and your audience.
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[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
You're catching on. The only other way to get paid for that kind of thing is to get the viewers to do it, and I, personally, would be affronted by the attempt.
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[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-19 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Which means you've got to run a lot more of these before you start seeing any kind of benefit. You need a reputation.

What are you planning to do next?
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[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-24 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
...ice cubes, or...?

Second question, do you have anyone on standby to dig you out?
slantedcross: (plz don't step on me)

[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-10-27 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
It comes pre-cubed. You just need someone to help you carry it back.

Is Nagisa big enough to pull you of the ice before you turn blue? Serious question.
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[personal profile] slantedcross 2016-11-01 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
That would be another video you could use, I think. Getting yourself out of that predicament.