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[churchbelle]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Aengus

[Why does it have to be this shitty god name..... he'll privately resent that. Anyway.]

I'm doing myself a favor and doubling down on that spring cleaning business. Anybody who's got a use for any of this stuff, it's yours, free of charge. Courtesy of yours truly.

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There's more where all that came from. Come on down and I'll even wrap it for you.

[No he won't, but he'll happily give you free expensive stuff and/or free weird novelty items. Free him, his temple is full of this.]

And another thing, while I've got the floor, more or less: the markings that turn up on shinki, what's the meaning of that? Don't lecture me on the basics, my skull ain't that thick, but is there a particular reason they turn up in the places they do? Something to do with the name you give, maybe?

["why does my shinki have a weird hip tat, did I do that" and other stories]

Comments

[miraculo]

has anyone else taken the mug?? does it come in a set?!

[churchbelle]

Unfortunately I've just promised the mug to a gentleman and his ornery friend. I could look for another one! It's a big house.

[miraculo]

could you really?? !

o(*>ω<*)o

to have a piece of your house would be like having a piece of you!! i would be honored!!

[churchbelle]

Sure, but not as serious as all that. It's a regular old mug!

[miraculo]

no!!! it isn't just an old mug!! ୧༼✿ ͡◕ д ◕͡ ༽୨

it is mug from hazel!! my dear friend with the hat!

[ A moment later, she sends another message: ]

ooh ooh, or maybe instead of a mug if you have an extra hat that would be good too!!

[churchbelle]

[Everybody's doing these faces, he's too 85 at heart for this.]

Apologies, I've only got the one. I'll find you a mug, cross my heart.

[miraculo]

ok ok thank ୧( ˵ ° ~ ° ˵ )୨ you ♡〜٩( ˃́▿˂̀ )۶〜♡

is there a special way to make coffee or tea in texas?? i have to know if you're going to give me a texas cup.

[ Also she is assuming he is from Texas... ] like like, do i add a whole steak to it? or barbecue sauce?

[churchbelle]

[What a dangerous question, he could say anything...]

Course not. It's two whole steaks.

[miraculo]

━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━

TWO

WHOLE

STEAKS??! (屮゜Д゜)屮

BUT but that'd be more coffee than steaks!! that would like having a little coffee in steaks, not a little steaks in coffee! [ You're not supposed to put steak in your coffee anyway, Sanae.... ]

[churchbelle]

That's the way of things. I reckon you could have some other kind of coffee instead...

[miraculo]

...and to be a true texan... would i have to finish both steaks?? ༼⁰o⁰；༽

[churchbelle]

Mercy, of course you would.

[this ain't your grandma's texas]

[miraculo]

then... then I WILL UNDERTAKE THIS TRIAL OF COFFEE AND STEAKS

૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა

HAZEL! I promise I will not disappoint you! [ Wow wow what a promise, it even has proper grammar and punctuation. ] After this, I shall join you in also being a Texan! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

[churchbelle]

[Should he perhaps stop this??? Nah.]

Bless your heart. Let me know how it goes.

[miraculo]

yessir! just let me know when you have found another mug! ヾ(｀◇´)ﾉ彡

[ The real reason she wants to do this is because she'll get to try to talk like a southerner. Case in point: ]

partner (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

[churchbelle]

[Is this making fun of his accent... She hasn't leveled up enough to get a funny southern nickname yet.]

I'll keep you posted.

[miraculo]

[ And with that she'll be off to practice her accent!!! ]