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[lecturehall]

Posted: April 16, 4:27 pm
From: Anonymous

I hate having to do this. I want that on record.

You can thank those in charge for this. If they had provided a pamphlet or some other information on how we're supposed to adapt to these duties, I wouldn't be here. As it is, I have no choice but to ask the following questions.

... They sound worse than they are, I promise. Anyway,

1. Is anyone here the goddess Chichigami-sama? I'm not quite sure how to phrase this. If you are, would you please come talk to me?

2. If you are not Chichigami-sama, are you a mother? If so and if you have the time, please talk to me.

3. If you are not Chichigami-sama or a mother, are you a woman? Specifically one interested in children. I need to know about... sensitive aspects of it.

4. If you are none of the above but have been assigned/are a god of the opposite gender and have advice on how to deal with followers of the opposite sex, I'm open to listening. I... I've already gotten a request I'm not physically equipped to know how to answer.

5. If you're a man I don't need you. Please keep the inevitable gross comments to a minimum.

That's all. Thank you.


[As a general note Keito's goddess is (basically) a goddess of motherhood. The questions will relate to the stuff that falls under that.]

Comments

late but anon

[miraculo]

i still think that you should disguise yourself as a woman and ask!! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

[ totally anon, here. ]

[lecturehall]

At least try to obscure your identity. I told you I'm not doing that. Even if I weren't against the very concept, I wouldn't be able to convince anyone. There's nothing about me that resembles a woman.

[Or is there? She's starting to make him self-conscious.]

[miraculo]

━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━ also this isn't who you think it is!!


and it wouldn't be any different if a girl dressed up as a boy to go to a god of father's shrine! your intentions are pure, that's what matters!

[lecturehall]

It's much different! Girls have... Girls can do that sort of thing.

[He can't... actually think of a good reason now that he thinks about it.]

[miraculo]

exactly!! we can wear a mustache if we want and fit right in!

so you can... not wear a mustache and fit right in!

[ ~LOGIC~ ]

[lecturehall]

I'm already not "wearing" a mustache.

Your questionable thoughts on my appearance aside, my voice is too deep to pass. If my followers found out it would ruin me. I doubt any of them would think of me as anything other than a pervert.

[miraculo]

oh.... (๑′°︿°๑) i guess you're right........

have you figured out any other plans though?

[lecturehall]

Not yet. I was hoping this would help but I end up getting sidetracked and giving advice instead of looking for it.

I was offered access to a library but I'm not sure if I'll use it. It'd be too strange.

[miraculo]

....maybe if nothing else you can have someone else go in your stead. or maybe pick someone to go with as a couple to a class that teaches about these kinds of things!

[ The only problem with the latter is that he's. Young. It'd be kinda ~scandalous~ for him to go to one even with a fake SO. ]

[lecturehall]

[Oh.]

A class isn't a bad idea. I suppose I ruled it out due to them usually be restricted to married couples. The only trouble is finding a partner to go with. Aside from you, the only other girl I've met is a belligerent menace and I'm not sure going with one of my shinki is an option either, given they're both men.

I've arranged events that have been less troublesome than this.

[miraculo]

[ Clearly he just has to talk to more girls. ] um ill go with you or go in your stead if you want

[ ...........................Although the former is. Embarrassing to think about so a few moments later she also replies with: ] ヾ(〃ﾟーﾟ〃)ノ but this really isn't who you think it is!!

[ Apologies for the lateness! If you'd like to drop/handwave the rest, that's a-okay with me! ]