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[talkbirdytome]

Posted: April 12th
From: Hiyoko | Mielikki

Guys! I met a bear! We bonded over the ancient ritual of single combat and now we are brothers forever.

Check it out!

[There is actually a selfie of her and a bear. They both look a little bruised. She looks very pleased with herself.]

And before I forget! Nageki, I forgot to ask you who your god was. Let me know.

Comments

[darkesthour]

wher did ou find a bear?? ??

[talkbirdytome]

Near my magnificent palace!!
There's a lot of elk and wood grouses too.
The bears were a little tough to find though.

[darkesthour]

it sounds delicious!

[yona no that's her frIEND]

I have only found normal songbirds around my house! they hardly have any meat on them!

[talkbirdytome]

[Hey, no worries there.]

They are!
The elk is especially good.
Roast wood grouse tastes sort of like chicken.

[darkesthour]

I can't be jealous because I have enough to eat!! but I've really missed hunting.

if you don't mind could I come to visit?

[PLAYDATE... TO HUNT... PLS...]

[talkbirdytome]

Absolutely!!
I've never had a hunting buddy before!
We shall stalk our prey masterfully and have a grand feast the likes of which has been unseen for ages!!

[Or... something. She's weird.]

[darkesthour]

[Yona shouldn't just accept this and go along with it- Too late, she is.]

you should always have a partner when you go into the woods. it's safer that way.
that sounds like fun! we can share it when everyone too!!

[talkbirdytome]

Probably.
I just didn't know any other hunter gatherers before.
This is going to be so great!
What's your name?

[darkesthour]

My name's Yona! I only started living as a hunter gatherer recently but it's a lot of fun! I've even gotten used to camping now.

[Is she really going to adopt that term? Maybe.]

[talkbirdytome]

I'm Hiyoko.
I've been living this way since I was kid.
So I know a lot of the tricks of the trade.
But don't worry, I will pass my hard won wisdom along to you.
Together we shall take the hunter gatherer world by storm!!

[darkesthour]

How admirable! I'm always willing to learn!
My specialty is with a bow and arrow so I can show you cool tricks for that too!

[Although Hiyoko must also be amazing with a bow if she's such a good hunter. She can't wrestle every bear, right??]

[talkbirdytome]

Neat!
I'm more of a spear hunter myself.
And I know how to set traps and snares.
Those work great for small game.