Heaven's BBS | Text

[oviraptor]

does anyone have any chickens they don't want?

i can give them a good home

take good care of them

bring on the unwanted chickens

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[aristacrat]

i have peacocks
those are just fancy chickens

[oviraptor]

if you don't want them anymore, I'll take them off your hands

[aristacrat]

you can have as many as you want
they're loud and they're everywhere
they're supposed to be my symbol or something

[oviraptor]

sweet i'll be by with a box later

[aristacrat]

do you think you can fit them in a box?
they're pretty big
are you going to keep them as pets or eat them?

[oviraptor]

I don't do pets

so you do the math

and i'll make it a big box

[aristacrat]

do you think peacocks taste good?

[Suddenly, he has hope of finding a use for all the stupid birds.

Can you get in trouble for eating one of your symbols?]

[oviraptor]

dunno but I'm gonna find out

probably like chicken

maybe fancy chicken

[aristacrat]

how would you cook it?

[oviraptor]

dunno

probably fry it, can't go wrong with that

[aristacrat]

deep fry or stir fry?
i bet it would be really good stir fried with a lot of vegetables
with a lot of rice to go with it

[oviraptor]

stir fry's easier, I'll go with that

probably go with that, yeah, see if I can run a rice cooker out here

[aristacrat]

out where?
can't you run them everywhere?

[oviraptor]

most of my temple grounds are a jungle

a literal jungle

[aristacrat]

that sounds awesome!!
mine just looks a lot like my house back home

[oviraptor]

the apartment in the pyramid looks like mine

but every now and then i'll find a snake or something that's gotten inside, kind of annoying

[aristacrat]

you have a pyramid??
that's cooler than a boring palace

[oviraptor]

seems like a boring pyramid though

I haven't even found any treasures or dead bodies

[aristacrat]

what??????
that sucks!!!
what good is a pyramid without treasure or mummies in it??

[oviraptor]

I know right
it's such a grievous oversight
guess I gotta go find my own dead bodies

[aristacrat]

like steal them?
you shouldn't kill people just to decorate your house

[oviraptor]

maybe i could kill some monsters to decorate my house

[aristacrat]

That could work! But don't ayakashi disappear?

[oviraptor]

there are other monsters out there.

I'll find them