Heaven's BBS

[returnedfromtheline]

Posted: Saturday February 20, 2016 09:41
From: 雪音
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Hey. I finally got my phone back from Yato, so I just wanted to check in.

It's been a couple days now, so if you've thought of a question post it here. Maybe someone else has the same question, and it would save me having to answer it all twice.

If you're in a pinch, you can drop me a message. I've got my own stuff to be doing too, but I'll answer when I can.

Comments

[okitactless]

COMMANDERKUN WHATS THIS

[Hey look, he found the space bar!

...But he hasn't figured out the difference between private text messages and message boards... or how to turn off caps lock... or where the symbols button is... or. Um.

Help him.]

[roeh]

Yasusada? [Because who else calls her that?]

Have you never used a computer before?[?????!!!??!! Will she ever escape the baby sitter life? Stay tuned.]

[okitactless]

[No, no she won't.]

IS THIS A COMPUTER

[He can't really answer that properly since, y'know, no memories and all, but it's probably pretty obvious on its own.]

CAN I ASK YUKINEKUN TO SPAR WITH US I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM HES VERY SMALL

[Why doesn't he just go into the other room.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[He was just going to leave this, but whoa- who ya calling 'very small'?!]

I already have a sparring partner, thanks.

And this is the bulletin board for Heaven. It sounds like your god can tell you all about it.

[okitactless]

[#tactless]

HELLO YUKINEKUN WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU

[Yams you already said that.]

WHAT ARE THE BULLETS IN CAN I USE IT EVEN IF I DONT LIKE GUNS

[returnedfromtheline]

[You know- going by what this guy has been like so far--]

It depends on what kind of sparring you mean.

Message me again once Morrigan-san has explained the board to you.

[okitactless]

[Well.

One the one hand, he listened! It's a while before Yukine gets a response.]

YUKINE-KUN DO YOU LIKE SWORDS!!!!!!

[On the other, Shepard enjoys her entertainment live, so.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[Wow he found punctuation...]

Sure, I like swords.
But I am a katana and wakizashi pair. I can't use them, if that's where you're going with that question.

[okitactless]

[?????]

HOW CAN YOU BE NOT USE YOURSELF???

[That made more sense in his head, but he's so surprised that it comes out jumbled. Whoops.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[He thinks he knows what you meant. But for English, Yasusada:]

Try typing that one more time?

[okitactless]

[Right.

Take two!]

IF YOU ARE SWORDS THEN HOW COME YOU DON"T KNOW HOW TO USE SWORDS???

[returnedfromtheline]

Probably because I'm not the one wielding the swords. I can't very well use a sword when I'm in my sword form, can I.

[But he's actually a little impressed that this guy is asking a question about that and not 'I am swords'. Perhaps him and his god have figured out the vessel thing alright.]

Besides, I have other skills to use, so I don't need to learn swordplay for myself.

[roeh]

[If you could convey a facepalm in text...]

Yukine was it? As his superior, I apologize for. This.

[returnedfromtheline]

[Good luck to both of them in the babysitter life.]

I suppose as his senpai I should be saying the same. Sorry.

[Private]

[returnedfromtheline]

As for 'sparring' with him...

I don't mind training him in shinki techniques, if you'll allow it.
But considering what that guy did to the air hockey table, I don't know about sparring with him the way he probably has in mind.

[Private]

[roeh]

[Air hockey table? What did he... Ahhh. That.] He took it a bit too seriously didn't he?

[You can almost hear the sigh behind the text.]

If you would do that, I'd appreciate it though. To be honest I don't know much about what you guys are capable of but I'd rather he be prepared. [Much as she would like to protect everyone, she knows that's unrealistic. She's learned that the hard way, one too many times.]

[Private]

[returnedfromtheline]

(A bit.)

We're capable of a lot more in the hands of our gods, but even on our own there are things we can do.

I'll teach him how to make a boarderline then. Its purpose can be adjusted, but it's mostly used as a shield or boundary.

You can come to the lessons too, if you want.

[roeh]

[The babysitting never ends tbh]

But it wouldn't be right if you guys were joined to us at the hip though. Sometimes you need to move independently.

I might take you up on that, thanks. [She does like to know what her people can do.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[Knee-jerk reaction and he's not sorry:]

Moving on your own is not good. You've got to trust your shinki.

[roeh]

And if we get separated? If something happens when we're not together? I'm not gonna keep him on a leash. [Or is that what yours is into kid?]

[roeh]

[ALSO WHAT SHE WAS WONDERING.]

Yes. Maybe. Just. Step away from it before you hurt yourself.

[She is a highly decorated officer. Why this.]

I'll be right there.

[sleepingknight]

Hey just because some of us are small doesn't mean we can't fight!

I'll spar you if you want!

[okitactless]

[Oh, he knows! But at the same time, why are all of you so tiny and skinny?? Are you drinking enough milk??? Eating your vegetables???? HE WORRIES ABOUT THESE THINGS.

He's certainly not going to turn down an offer to spar, though. If there's anything he's good at, it's this. He doesn't know how he knows that, but he knows.]

OKAY IS IT OKAY WITH YOUR GOD?

[sleepingknight]

[Only the virtual stuff up until she died. Darn those MMOs and their tiny character designs.

There's a conversation on the side regarding the borrowing of swords and what exactly they were being borrowed for, etc. but after a moment:]

Yeah it's fine!! There should be a park somewhere we can use.

[okitactless]

YAY

[Thankfully he hasn't discovered emoji yet, though he probably wouldn't understand how to use them even if he had.

...But he hasn't asked Shepard about getting a sword of his own, so that's all she gets for now. SOON, THOUGH. SOON.]