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Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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ATTENTION ALL SINGLES

Are you having trouble in love?

Are you missing out on relationships?

Wonder why your significant other left you?

Worry and wonder no longer, with the first book, from the man of romance, 'Secrets to Love; The Art of Being a Romantic' by author 'Zero'.

Learn great first date tips, and how to score a 'home run', if you know what I mean. Enjoy long term love advice, and truths about what love really means.

Order yours today, or buy it in your local bookstore.


[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]
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From: Hestia
Posted: July 27th

[The video cuts to Axel, smiling tiredly. He must be in bed, given that there are pillows behind him and he's covered up to his chest in sheets. It's all white, looks pretty idyllic.]

Sorry for that... Extended absence. I collapsed while caring for the sacred fire. Gave my shinki a bit of a scare.

[He laughs a little, but it turns into a cough.]

Basically, I burned myself out. Any of you have advice on what to do while you're supposed to be resting? I'd appreciate it; nice as this vacation is, I'm gonna go stir-crazy here.
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From: Saix
Date: June 19

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Hello,

My name is Saix, and I'm looking for a companion to keep me close.


[Attached is a picture of him.]

I like long walks, not just on the beach, but everywhere, so long as you walk beside me. I hope you don't mind the collar, it's a statement for when I go out. Alone or with company.

I also like eating only out of bowls for every meal, but I hate using a spoon, I know that's a little weird, but trust me when I say it makes everything taste better.

I also really enjoy the game of catch, so if you'd play that with me, I'd be the happiest man alive.

I know this sounds a little ruff, but I'm really looking forward to going on a date. Just let me know when and where, and I'll meet you there.

Thanks for looking~.


[I have permission from Saix's mun to do this, and she will be tagging things back within a day or two, so expect thread jacking!

edit: Niles's comments will be from the 19th, Saix's will be from the 20th.]
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From: Katsuki Yuuri
Date: June 19

Hello :)

My name is Yuuri, and I'm a shinki of Bastet's. I've been here for several weeks and haven't really gotten around to using the BBS very much so far, but it's nice to meet any of you I haven't met before!

There are two things I wanted to talk about... or ask about, really.

First, I've heard a lot about the skills shinki are supposed to be able to use, but if any older shinki would be willing to explain more or help me train to use them better, I'd really appreciate the guidance.

Second, I wondered if anyone might have any guidance about how to find a part time job on the Near Shore. My god provides for us, of course, but I'd like to have a little bit of pocket money for things. My own clothes that my god didn't pick out, things like that. I thought maybe I might try to find work at a cat cafe, since that seems like it would be serving my god, too, or maybe at a dance studio since I seem to know a lot about that, but... I'm not sure, and I thought maybe it would be nice to brainstorm with some other people.

Thank you for your time!
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When: June 8
From: Lavi


[There's a bit of a static sound, filled with sounds of someone fiddling the device before Lavi clears his throat.]

Is this thing working?

[Waiting for no answer, he proceeds on:]

Hi, the name's Lavi, and I've got a question for all of you.

Being new here, it's come to my understanding that there are gods here from different mythology and I'm curious as to know which gods are currently active. At the same time, if anyone wants to answer, if there are gods here who has earned ["taken"] the name from a former god that was once here. I figured it'd be easier to keep track of all of the gods here in this place, to see who's who, since people seem to come and go in this place at random intervals.

At the same time, I understand if no one is willing to come forthright about this kind of information.

[A pause.]

Or if anyone wants to personally message me, that's okay, too!
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Posted: June 4th
Posted by: Niles

Let's keep it straight to the point; I'll be teaching archery in the park today. If you want to learn, come.

Interested parties only, I'll bring all the supplies. Don't waste my time.


[Open log here!]

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Posted: May 1st, 12:00 pm
By: Anonymous

Hello,

I'm doing free fortune telling today.

Please tell me your name and birthday, and I'll tell you what's going to happen to you this month.


[This is another Niles bullshitting post so this will not come true. I mean unless you want it to, then Niles will laugh.]
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Posted: April 24
From: Zero

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Can Shinki get sick?

[ A seemingly simple question, but one that's been clawing at him for days. The symptoms have become too painful to ignore, so he bites his tongue and seeks answers because unknown to him, his bloodlust has begun to manifest. ]
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Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.


[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]
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Posted: April 15, 2016, 12:00 pm
From: Anonymous

So, I'm having a discussion with someone, and the idiot told me that people can only like boys or girls.

I physically know this is false, but can anyone else give me proof?

Sorry, it's simply to win an argument and I'd like it to be public so that idiot knows I'm not lying.
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Posted: April 11th, 10:02 AM
From: Xochipilli


[It's... a step pyramid covered in plants. Green things, mostly, but there are all sorts of lovely flowers visible, a few of which some residents of the Far Shore may recognize from their own temples or those they've visited previously. The pyramid's only a couple of stories tall, though, not much bigger than a respectable house, with stairs leading straight up the front. A voice on the probably-but-not-100%-sure-it's-masculine end of androgynous starts speaking from behind the camera, and some people might recognize this, too.]

Good morning, everyone! I've been making some changes around the garden, so it's time for a public safety notice.

[The camera backs away from the pyramid until a No Smoking sign comes into view; “violators will be made into fertilizer" it warns, but someone's crossed that out with permanent marker and written "please be careful of man-eating plants" underneath. The voice behind the camera lets out an exasperated little "really, Mai," but the sign is properly in focus now and stays on screen for a bit.]

In order to protect the pollinating invertebrates who've taken up residence on and around my temple, and to maintain a relatively self-sufficient ecosystem, some of my plants have been altered and trained to perform rudimentary security functions. Allow me to demonstrate.

[The camera angles down, revealing a ball of ground beef with a lit cigarette jammed into it filter first, and then returns its attention to the pyramid. The ground beef is lobbed at the pyramid; something like an enormous Venus flytrap lunges up out of the otherwise innocuous greenery and snatches the meat and cigarette out of midair, then slinks back down and vanishes with little more than a rustle.

Fun, right?]


You will, of course, be perfectly safe if you don't have a lit cigarette on your person, so don't hesitate to stop by and socialize or seek gardening advice. Thank you for your time.

[And then, after a moment of plants waving gently in the breeze and miscellaneous birdsong, the video ends.]
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Date: 9:30 PM, April 10th
Posted: Niles

I can see certain behavior has a way of becoming repulsive to people.

I wonder, however, for the ones who judge other people if they're so free of the sins they judge others for.

Or is it a case of hiding your sins and deflecting them onto others? In order to make yourself look better in the face of others. To put on this air of strength and power while you inside know how awful of a person you can be.

It's interesting. People and their thought processes.
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Posted: 2 April 2016
From: Niles

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I've had someone take my shirt and set it on fire.
Now, I'm sure no one wants to see someone, like me, walk around with no shirt on.

At least, that's what my god tells me.

So, I'm buying myself a shirt today and I need an opinion.

What do you think of this shirt? Just to tide me over until I find something better. Simply looking for honest opinions.


[ooc: Link is mildly nsfw]

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