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[personal profile] very_goodman
Posted: May 25th
From: Barry Goodman


[The video feed flicks on to reveal the grinning face of one Barry Goodman. As he steps back, arms folded confidently, a view of the room he's standing in opens up  It's large and empty, with wooden floors, burnished steel bars along the walls, and with plenty of natural light streaming in through the windows. In short, it's a dance studio.]

I'm proud to announce the grand opening of my new talent agency: Sparkle Motion! With as many stars as there are in the heavens!

[His smile widens, and he dramatically waves his arm.]

...Well, someday, anyway. That's where you guys come in. I know heaven's got talent - I've seen it. So I'm gonna do what I do best - help all you stars out there shine as bright as you can! After all, we can't spend all our time fightin' ayakashi, right?

[Letting out a big laugh, he folds his arms again.]

So if you think you've got real star power, come on and show me what you've got! Hahaha!


Dec. 13th, 2016 11:03 am
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Please ignore this post, it is just for adding tags to the community.
razzledazzles: (❀ 221)
[personal profile] razzledazzles
Posted: 25 May 2016 12:37 PM
From: Jae-Ha

Hello everyone! I've discovered a wonderful website to express my creativity, so for all of you who are sharing in this craze, please follow me!

[He literally just links to his instagram here. It's amazing that he's learned how, so admire him. The pictures scream his aesthetic, varying from scenic pictures he took and slapped a filter on, to selfies of himself (and Hazel, sometimes) in tons of places, to pictures of his food and even dramatic, poetic quotes. There are some dragon pictures occasionally, too. And lots of flowers.]

I'll follow you back. ♥
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Posted: May 23rd
From: Eros

[His tone is measured and purposeful, determined.]

Gods are powerful. No matter who we are, there's strength in all of us, terrifying strength we might not even understand. We can choose to control it, abuse it, and use it for whatever purpose suits our needs or the needs of the people.

But shinki aren't given that same choice.

As you might've heard... my shinki had a new name forced upon him while he was still in my care, by a god who couldn't have cared less and saw him as a tool. You heard what he had to say regarding freedom and rights and some of you even addressed his questions. ... You know he's afraid. You know that your shinki have wondered the same exact things from the moment they stood by your side. Whether we're trustworthy or kind or even worth their effort.

After all, we're strangers to them. And like it or not, we might as well be their biggest threat.

So... why not change that?

I want to form a defense team; a group dedicated to protecting shinki and their integrity. They shouldn't have to rely on us for their lives. They deserve proper rights and freedom and choice just as much as we do. And if any other gods believe the same, then I'd hope you'd consider working with me.

As for any shinki listening in: you aren't a tool. You're you before you're anyone else. If there's anything you need to say, tell me. I'll listen.
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[personal profile] fullcowl
Posted: May 15th
From: Aidos

A list of events that have happened in The Far Shore )

I haven't been here since the beginning and I don't think I'm aware of everything that's happened. So if you have something to add or questions, hopefully we can use this to better consolidate our information.

[ooc: feel free to threadjack away on this!]
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[personal profile] killsthebuddha
Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.
missingache: (♣ And I'd do anything)
[personal profile] missingache
Posted: May 2
From: Artemis

Selene and Aphrodite left. Selene's shinki Riku is gone, too. If anyone was friends with them, just wanted to let you know that's why you can't find them.

And for anyone who doesn't know, Axel is dead.

[Roxas isn't going to go into more details on that last one.]
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[personal profile] churchbelle
Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Aengus

[Why does it have to be this shitty god name..... he'll privately resent that. Anyway.]

I'm doing myself a favor and doubling down on that spring cleaning business. Anybody who's got a use for any of this stuff, it's yours, free of charge. Courtesy of yours truly.

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There's more where all that came from. Come on down and I'll even wrap it for you.

[No he won't, but he'll happily give you free expensive stuff and/or free weird novelty items. Free him, his temple is full of this.]

And another thing, while I've got the floor, more or less: the markings that turn up on shinki, what's the meaning of that? Don't lecture me on the basics, my skull ain't that thick, but is there a particular reason they turn up in the places they do? Something to do with the name you give, maybe?

["why does my shinki have a weird hip tat, did I do that" and other stories]
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Posted: April 11th, 10:02 AM
From: Xochipilli

[It's... a step pyramid covered in plants. Green things, mostly, but there are all sorts of lovely flowers visible, a few of which some residents of the Far Shore may recognize from their own temples or those they've visited previously. The pyramid's only a couple of stories tall, though, not much bigger than a respectable house, with stairs leading straight up the front. A voice on the probably-but-not-100%-sure-it's-masculine end of androgynous starts speaking from behind the camera, and some people might recognize this, too.]

Good morning, everyone! I've been making some changes around the garden, so it's time for a public safety notice.

[The camera backs away from the pyramid until a No Smoking sign comes into view; “violators will be made into fertilizer" it warns, but someone's crossed that out with permanent marker and written "please be careful of man-eating plants" underneath. The voice behind the camera lets out an exasperated little "really, Mai," but the sign is properly in focus now and stays on screen for a bit.]

In order to protect the pollinating invertebrates who've taken up residence on and around my temple, and to maintain a relatively self-sufficient ecosystem, some of my plants have been altered and trained to perform rudimentary security functions. Allow me to demonstrate.

[The camera angles down, revealing a ball of ground beef with a lit cigarette jammed into it filter first, and then returns its attention to the pyramid. The ground beef is lobbed at the pyramid; something like an enormous Venus flytrap lunges up out of the otherwise innocuous greenery and snatches the meat and cigarette out of midair, then slinks back down and vanishes with little more than a rustle.

Fun, right?]

You will, of course, be perfectly safe if you don't have a lit cigarette on your person, so don't hesitate to stop by and socialize or seek gardening advice. Thank you for your time.

[And then, after a moment of plants waving gently in the breeze and miscellaneous birdsong, the video ends.]
galactically: (you won't find a woman as great as me)
[personal profile] galactically
Posted: 02 Apr 2016 19:57 PM
From: Sheryl


Are you tired of doing absolutely nothing in your temple? Do you want to train your body to perfection? Are you a god or shinki in a dire need of staying in shape?

Then feast your eyes upon this message: I, Sheryl Nome, will be teaching exercise classes next week at Menrva's temple! Aerobics, weight lifting, pilates, yoga, and other kinds will be covered. Miss Elsa and Mr. Hakkai gave me their blessings and so, this post is now here for all to see. And of course, you're all welcome to bring your own exercise equipment for people to share!

~*~ SCHEDULE ~*~
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
3:30-5:30 PM

This is a tentative schedule, but there's a 90% chance that it'll become official.

Actually... if everyone approves, I can grab that annoying 10% to myself.

Prepare to feel the burn, everyone
I won't go easy on you ☆
galactically: (point? I don't care)
[personal profile] galactically
Posted: 17 Mar 2016 12:49 PM
From: Sheryl


Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.

Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate

But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!

Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?

Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."


Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!


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