[Posted: May 5th, morning
The video opens up in what's definitely a garden, or at least a forest with a bunch of flowers in view, and a not-oft-seen young women with green hair in blue armor, her helmet obscuring part of her face. Around her, there are more than a few books, some with titles such as Deities For Dummies, Lagomorphs For Losers, Your Shinki and YOU, and what looks like some self-help books for overcoming shyness.
The fact she's not been seen by most around here probably speaks to how well that's going.
One of her giant bunnies seems exasperated, and nudges her to talk already; there's a little hesitant mutter of agreement, before she actually addresses the device, her accent sounding a bit like warm apple pie, almost like it's from the Southeastern United States.]
H-hiya, folks. How're y'all doin'?
Um, Ah was wonderin' 'bout a few things. Like...do we got anyone 'round here who knows anythin' 'bout raisin' rabbits? We never had none back home on my farm, so while Ah've learned some stuff from readin' 'bout it, Ah'd rather see if maybe Ah can get more from talkin' to y'all. Experience is better than books, Ah reckon.
Uh, second, any one 'round here into exercisin' an' sparrin'? Ah'm a soldier, an' Ah really need to keep stuff sharp. Dummies only do so much, ya know?
Third, Ah...kinda need to get some new clothes, but Ah..don't know 'bout fashion stuff, so was...wonderin' if anyone could help with that? Ah've made some stuff, but havin' stuff premade would be nice.
Last...how do Ah work this technology stuff? Ah sorta figured out the 'ved-e-yo' thing, jus' could...use some help with other stuff...[Rubbing the back of her neck, here]
please?[Can you tell she's kind of crap at people-ing? Which is kind of ironic and hilarious, since she's the god of hospitality...
Someone please help her.]