video; what's an ulterior motive?

[eternalshield]

[Zeno takes a bite of a juicy golden-yellow apple.]

Gods are so high-maintenance, right? Anyone who got some of the alcohol from Zeno at the firefly picnic, please accept this apology! Zeno was only trying to bear cups and properly embody Hebe, but it didn't work out so well!

[Another, smaller bite. He has to wipe some fruit juice off his face with his sleeve.]

Hebe should be serving nectar, though. Or ambrosia? Some things Zeno reads say nectar is the drink of the gods that makes them immortal, and some say ambrosia is the food, and others say the opposite. Zeno has been looking for ambrosia and nectar for a while now!

Moreso lately. Given some recent events, immortality might be a useful thing to have for shinki as well as gods.

[He quickly takes another, bigger bite of his apple, in order to disguise his distaste for that sentiment. Immortality isn't something to play around with-- just like mortality isn't something to take advantage of.]

Who'd think being dead can't stop you from being killed? [That, that he allows himself to visibly react to. Mostly in a look of disgust and a tone of utter disdain for the murderer.]

The way to obtain immortality is by ingesting something, it seems. Ambrosia and nectar, the elixir of life, amrit, dragon blood, golden apples... so very high-maintenance!

[A bigger, more involved bite of his delicious yellow apple.]

What does everyone think? Is searching for the source of immortality worth it while we try to stop this person? [His voice sounds a little more serious, now.] If the gods who used them exist, surely they must, too-- but is immortality worth the trouble? Is it even the right thing to do?

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Anon text

[rev13_3]

masbybe the secret is to ingestan immortal pserosn has anyonneu tries taht yet?

[dragonflood]

[what the dragon blood is pois]

[...Audio, because phones are hard.]

Things that turn you immortal can also kill you. Depends on how you want to live.

[In other words...] It's not worth it.

[Video]

[justclaws]

Zeno what on Earth are you doing?

[Do I have to start worrying? Because I started worrying.

[Please tell me I am doing this unnecessarily.]

( video )

[drizzle]

[His questions will leave her thoughtful as she can't help notice the bigger issues happening behind the scenes. She has heard from the network enough to know that someone -- a shinki like her -- has been killed. Which was definitely odd as hell, but if it was possible, then she won't question too much for the time being. Instead, she can't help wonder.]

Why are you interested in making that in the first place if it is so high maintenance? Is it due to your duties as the god you are currently representing?

Video, private

[fadingsunshine]

[There are so many things in this broadcast that ring bells of alarm for Kaya. Where to begin first? She knew he was bad at communicating, either not expressing himself at all or dumping everything at once. Nothing in between. But really, this is a bit too heavy since it's public and the subjects are somehow scary.]

Z-Zeno, are you sure you should be saying those things like that? The creepy guy is going to get interested in you again!

[Of course that might be the point, but even with that golden shield and his other shinki's help, it was dangerous to call that person's attention. Kaya doesn't want to believe he's doing it on purpose.

Because if it's serious... the rest of it is serious...

Looking for ambrosia and nectar. Looking for immortality for gods and shinki. For herself and Chise and Yona and Kija and all his friends and all strangers who don't deserve to be killed. But she fears it's mostly about herself.

And of course she heard that in the list. Just remembering is making her stomach churn, and she doesn't want to ask so soon about it.]

video, just to be obnoxious

[eternalshield]

Probably it would work like the dragon blood. Drinking the blood of an immortal grants immortality.

[...he wonders. The murderer did use anon before.

Either way, it's a bold-faced lie on his part. He takes another bite of his apple.]

None of the gods here can be true immortals, since they keep getting killed, and nor the shinki, since they're all dead already. You would have to find someone for whom death is simply not a reality.

[eternalshield]

Things that turn you immortal probably should kill you!

Zeno isn't a gambler, though, so you speak sense.

[Video]

[eternalshield]

Posting... Zeno never posts to the BBS.

[Unless there's a murderer involved, apparently.]

( video )

[eternalshield]

Yes! Twice over!

Not only is Hebe the cupbearer of the gods, she is the goddess of eternal youth. Serving up immortality is all part of it.

If it's wanted, of course. Zeno wouldn't want to inflict it on anyone who looked forward to dying someday.

Video, private

[eternalshield]

[Better he focus on Zeno than someone who can actually be killed. He isn't letting anyone take Kaya's and Chise's second chances from them. He's already failed Omi and Ouka, and the others...]

What~? It's part of my job.

Video

[festal]

( Wait just a second, )

I've never heard of anything of these things b-but... where have you heard of Dragon Blood?

( This guy sure doesn't look like he's from the Nohrian or Hoshidan royal families and she's certain he isn't or else he wouldn't be considering Dragon Blood? )

anon text forever

[rev13_3]

ins that case sinc eryoure offering id liek to place and ordre for delivery

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Video

[eternalshield]

It's just an old legend... one of the dragon gods became human, and then the other four gave their blood to four humans to protect him.

obnoxious video forever...

[eternalshield]

Weren't you listening~? None of the gods here are true immortals.

You would have to find one and ask them.

[...though if he assumes Zeno is offering, is he also assuming Zeno is immortal? To Zeno's knowledge, the only people who know he's immortal are Kija, Yona, and... the person who murdered him.]

Also, you're anonymous and no one knows who you are! So fulfillment is impossible.

[rev13_3]

what aer you diong ? wqht is the poiknt of this?

[eternalshield]

Doing what?

[rev13_3]

it wont work

[Video] [1/2]

[justclaws]

But is it really wise to--

[--to be talking about this in public, yes, Kija.

[There are words for how this is making Kija feel. He very pointedly does not use them.]

Do not go anywhere, Zeno!

[Text; Private] [2/2]

[justclaws]

Exactly what are you trying to achieve?

Are things not dangerous enough already? There is a maniac on the loose, you could be harmed.

[dragonflood]

Wouldn't stop them from trying, I don't think...

[A pause. She understood the part about the murders, though she isn't very concerned with it, and...] Why would shinki...? Seems like they'd be more concerned with coming back to life. [(Just an idle assumption of hers.)]

( video )

[drizzle]

A goddess of eternal youth gives immortality...?

[That...doesn't make any sense to her. It's odd, but who was she to complain about it. Not that it'll keep her from side-eye it a bit.]

Still, that's mighty generous of you to simply give it away to someone who wants it. It really sounds like a lot of work. I mean, where are you going to get the golden apples from -- which by the way are they made from actual gold --
and dragon blood from? And don't you dare say from an actual dragon because like hell I'll allow you to harm an innocent creature! [Yes, she considers dragons to be "innocent" creatures in this case as she thinks they'll harm an actual dragon.]

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[eternalshield]

Well, how else would it be eternal...?

Haha, that's the hard part, right? It's a fine offer but impossible to fulfill without help.

[He doesn't expect anyone to offer; it is an absurd idea.

It's also more about baiting the murderer than anything else...]

Dragons haven't been seen in two thousand years, and anyway, Zeno only heard of them offering their blood. It shouldn't be possible to take it by force.

[eternalshield]

Why would anyone be concerned with coming back to life?

That's like being concerned with the sun freezing.

[i.e., impossible.]

[fadingsunshine]

I'm not sure... Ambrosia and the apples, I read it's more like they kept the gods young so they wouldn't die of old age. It's not... I think it doesn't stops people from being...

[She doesn't continue, but the meaning is obvious.]

Hey, Zeno... Please be careful. Please don't get killed by that guy while looking for those things.

From: Hermes

[changeanddie]

But consider this, fellow Greek. If those things truly existed, then the villainous gods such as the murderer could be turned immortal, too.

I was a god of the Norse before coming here, an Asgardian. The immortality by those means for us is just about stopping old age at any point you desire. Everyone can die, and we often did! Going to the afterlife and everything! Being reborn again if it suits fate.

Honestly, I find it pointless. A long life means a less flexible role, which makes it harder for you to change. And that's bad! Also, again, bad guys that are also immortal.