Heaven's BBS - Text

[very_goodman]

Posted: July 18
From: Barry Goodman

So, that sure happened.

Gotta say, I'm glad to be back to normal. Kinda wish I coulda kept that younger body I was in, though - easiest forty pounds I've ever lost, haha! Anyway, though, I got some things to say.

First off, Izuku - I owe ya, man. I almost made the biggest mistake of my life yesterday, but I remembered what ya told me and I came back from the point of no return. If there's ever anything you need - and I mean anything - you just call on your pal Barry, okay? You literally saved my soul back there. No joke.

And second - you guys gotta see what I found at the zoo. Check this out:




Lookit that little guy! He totally knows what's up! 2D > 3D! I can't believe I almost forgot that! I'm sorry, Blueprint-chan! I'll never betray you like that again! I'm gonna buy all your figures and plushies and drama CDs, I promise!

Well, uh, I kinda got off-topic there a little bit. But I'm doin' good, ain't nobody gotta worry about that. Barry Goodman, signing off!

Comments

[lovemguns]

I’ve seen plenty of sunsets in my days, so I get what you mean. I guess I’ll give it a shot, at least.

[very_goodman]

Great! When're ya free?

[lovemguns]

Most evenings, at the moment.

[ He still needs to get a job, but he keeps to the stables most of the time even when he doesn’t have to. ]

[very_goodman]

Great! Stop by Mielikki's temple whenever, then, and I'll give you a crash course in all the classics.

[lovemguns]

Where is that? Classics? Like fancy-like old-time foreign stuff?

[ He's comparing it to classical music. ]

[very_goodman]

Yeah, just like that!

[It is Japanese, after all.]

[lovemguns]

I see. I’m not very good with fancy stuff.

[ He’s a wild west country bumpkin outlaw, after all. ]

[very_goodman]

I dunno if I'd really call it fancy. Some of it's kinda high concept, I guess, but most of it's pretty easy to follow.

[lovemguns]

Is that so? Fine then, I guess.

[very_goodman]

That's the spirit! C'mon over with your favorite snacks anytime, then, and I'll show ya the best stuff I've got.

[lovemguns]

[ “Snacks”... ]

Does cigarettes count?

[very_goodman]

Not unless you're gonna eat 'em.

[lovemguns]

That was not what I intended. More along the line of smoking them.

[very_goodman]

That stuff's bad for your health, y'know.

[lovemguns]

Is that so. I don’t care. I could die any day, I want to smoke as much as I can, whenever I’m able.

[very_goodman]

Well, at least you know what you like!

[lovemguns]

I’m fortythree, I figure I should know it to some degree at least.

[very_goodman]

Ain't that the truth. Well, whenever you wanna come over, then.

[grants_wishes]

whats a waifu? Hululu is a cute name!

[very_goodman]

Yeah, she's definitely a cutie! If you're into penguins, I guess. Anyway, a waifu is like your best girl.

[grants_wishes]

oh she does kind of look like a penguin too! does that mean they are best friends?

[very_goodman]

I'm pretty sure Grape-kun wants her to be his girlfriend, actually.