[Sorry about Nari and snorting at those answers. The guy is hooked! Cool. That means Nari has found his way in this not life and it involves talking people into things or introducing them to quite addictive activities.]

If you wanna bail and get home to surf the web, then go for it. [He shrugs.] Go get some breakfast, peruse the wonders of Wiki, maybe Yahoo answers for a few laughs... The world is at your fingertips! So go forth and absorb all knowledge that you can!

[Gonna go make breakfast once this interesting guest is gone.]