[A hideous ... dog head. It makes sense to him that if he's doing something job related he should look the part. That this confuses everyone else because nobody else looks the part hasn't yet occurred to him.]

It's certainly very impressive. ...Do you fall into the pools often?

[No he's here for a purpose, not for wondering suddenly if he should have brought a towel just in case.]

... Ah, aside from that, could I possibly trouble you to answer a few questions? Nothing too personal, I believe.