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[deniles]

Posted: June 4th
Posted by: Niles

Let's keep it straight to the point; I'll be teaching archery in the park today. If you want to learn, come.

Interested parties only, I'll bring all the supplies. Don't waste my time.

[Open log here!]

Comments

[risetocaesar]

Is that the only kind of training you do?

[Akihiko might be in the market for a sparring partner, but archery does pique his interest to a certain degree.]

[deniles]

[Don't say anything sexual, don't say anything sexual, don't say anything sexual.]

Yes, but it usually costs more, this one is free.

[GODDAMMIT.]

However, I'm the top of my craft in this one. First see if you enjoy me as a teacher.

[risetocaesar]

[GOOD THING IT WENT OVER HIS HEAD?]

I've never done archery before, at least not that I can remember. Usually a hand-to-hand kind of guy.
Might not hurt to pick up a new skillset.

[missingache]

Can someone who knows how come and practice? I've got my own equipment.

[It gets kind of boring doing this by himself.]

[deniles]

[Nothing goes over Niles's head, he prefers it on hi- you know what, nevermind.]

It's an easy to learn, hard to master skill.
I've been told, anyways, can't confirm. You're welcome to come learn.

[deniles]

Yeah, not a problem. Could use the company.

[risetocaesar]

Might have to. Maybe sometime I can return the favor by showing you something about boxing.

[Since, apparently, that's something he knows a lot about, even if he can't remember why.]

[chickshades]

uh...
is that safe??

[deniles]

Maybe I'll just watch that. Sorry, nothing personal, I just simply don't like fighting with my fists.

[Too close combat for his tastes. And frankly, not enough sharp objects.]

But I'll appreciate the view.

[deniles]

It is if you're someone who isn't going to flip out if I happen to touch you while you shoot an arrow and freak out that I might be trying to get in your pants.

Of course, if you have none of those issues, it's perfectly fine.

[chickshades]

i was talking about your eye patch
you have no depth perception!

[deniles]

That's rude. I shoot just fine, thanks.

[chickshades]

its not rude!
who wouldnt be worried about that!

[deniles]

Most people, seeing how I've offered to teach people, would think I'm more than capable at what I do.

[chickshades]

fine
whats the point of learning anyway?
most people dont own a bow and arrow

[deniles]

What's the point in learning anything then?
Some people are interested in learning how to do it, or potentially own a bow and arrows and don't know how to use them.
Maybe it's just not for you.

[chickshades]

i guess
itd be cooler if they were flaming arrows anyway

[deniles]

If you came and shot them, they would be flaming arrows.

[get it because you're flaming.]

[chickshades]

STFU I MEANT ACTUAL FIRE!!
idiot

[deniles]

Wow, I was wondering if that one would go right over your head.

[chickshades]

im not stupid

[risetocaesar]

Always welcome to spectate. Don't think there'll be much of a view, though. I mean, I guess it depends on the location.

[HE DOESN'T GET IT.]

[water_meebo]

What about those who already know how but want to further practice on their archery skills?

[deniles]

No, but you can be clueless.

[deniles]

There's always a view. Just trust me.

[why are you so precious, Akihiko.]