Heaven's BBS [is it even actually??? edition]

[piphilologize]

Posted: 14 Mar 2016 03:14
From: SUSANOO
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It's x4 a celebration, you zetta sons of digits! Today marks the inception of the greatest god: ME.

Consider this a hostile takeover of a |lame holiday|. IT'S MY DAY! π DAY!

It's t = 0 to a whole new game. Failures will be erased.

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Taste is subjective. To me- my lady bishamon is > then you.

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Hey, even I'll admit Bisha's rocking some golden ratios.

[nailed_navigation]

Golden Ratios?


You mean her hair?

[piphilologize]

Missed it by 1.618km. She's very proportionate.

1/?

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2/4

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3/4

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[Did he really just say that?!?]

4/4

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Ah. Well... My lady does take good care of her figure, which is suiting her role of a goddess of war. It would be rather difficult to fight and command respect if you do not look the part.


[Bro... You have no idea. Just no idea.]

[piphilologize]

[ Sho is shameless, and can only dream. ]

Yeah, I'd say she's got that integration by parts down.

[nailed_navigation]

Really. Somethings are best left to the imagination, and away from public forums. I will be sure to relay the message to her, if you wish.


[Haha. As if! Kazuma will never pass that message along and would rather horde her to himself.]

[dominatriarch]

Kazuma, what's going on here?

[ Kazuma, this is a public bbs. She can see these messages as well as you can. ]

[nailed_navigation]

Viina... Let me explain.

[Okay Kazu... Time to do you dance. Avoid angering your goddess because you were caught talking about her heavenly body of work.]

We were just discussing how much effort you put into your role. It is a compliment. All your hard efforts are being recognized.

text > action;

[dominatriarch]

[ Because really, if he has dirty laundry to air, she's not going to let Sho see it... or anyone else for that matter.

Soooo... almost predictably, she'll head over to wherever he is probably fretting over what her answer's going to be and just... kind of tap his shoulder. ]

You're letting him bait you.

Re: text > action;

[nailed_navigation]

[Hsfwwsgfa. Damn. Damn. And double damn. Akayashi blight him and back. He knew that it was a mistake to interact with the new Susanoo but he just couldn't let Viina's pride get hurt like that! Upon getting tapped on his shoulders, Kazuma jerked a little in surprise before he quickly got himself in control.]

I... I know, I just wanted to let him know that, not everyone sees him as the best. To me, you are the only God to worship.

text > action;

[dominatriarch]

[ GDIT Kazuma you're going to make her blush with all that attention. ]

I know... and what I've said all those years ago still holds true.

[ She's trying not to be a flustered schoolgirl at this point but it's so hard when your hafuri is so sweet. ]

Let me deal with Susano'o. If it can be helped, I'd rather we be able to keep a close eye on him.

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[Make that, the both of them trying hard not to blush in front of the other. Recalling Viina's kind and tender words just made his heart flutter and his palms a bit sweaty.]

I understand, I will try harder not to let myself be so easily riled up. I didn't sting you, did I?

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[dominatriarch]

No. Of course not.

[ If he did, she'd be lying through her teeth. And she may slightly turn her gaze away, murmuring. ]

And I didn't want anyone else to get the wrong impression of you.

[ because really, while some other gods may be crass, a hafuri talking about things like that in public might be a bit concerning to the newbies. ]

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[Viina... It is things like that, that makes Kazuma fall in love with you even more. Your kind heart and thoughtfulness.]

Of course... I didn't mean to publicly talk about you in that manner. I am sorry if I dishonored you in any fashion.

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Sup, Bisha? We're just appreciating your ratios.
a + b is to a as a is to b. See?

[ He links a doodle much like this in Bishamon's proportions. ]

[dominatriarch]

[ The jeopardy theme plays in the background as Bisha reconsiders what to do with her life and her choices. ]

I'm certain there are things that shouldn't be appearing in public where everyone can see.

[ And her 'ratios' are one of them. ]

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[ The next image he links is a doodle with her dressed in battle attire and her lion in the background because fuck it, why not? He maps out Kuraha's proportions while he's at it. Lions have significantly fewer golden ratios. ]

I got you covered. Edit >> original.

[dominatriarch]

[ ...she's getting flashbacks to Tooya all over again. ]

You really don't have anything better to do, don't you?

[piphilologize]

Just taking 5 kiloseconds to chill between real art projects.

[dominatriarch]

Would your next art project have anything to do with stacking even more junk in public?

[piphilologize]

Nah. Painting today. Been working out the code to make a little something for my worshippers.