Heaven's BBS [is it even actually??? edition]

[piphilologize]

Posted: 14 Mar 2016 03:14
From: SUSANOO
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It's x4 a celebration, you zetta sons of digits! Today marks the inception of the greatest god: ME.

Consider this a hostile takeover of a |lame holiday|. IT'S MY DAY! π DAY!

It's t = 0 to a whole new game. Failures will be erased.

Comments

[piphilologize]

Themes are for chumps! I've got more flair than that!
This is the clearest form of communication.
It's > any other.

[birdstheword]

but if you bake a pie in a cake then doesn't Pie = Cake?

cake is for birthdays. pie is for pie day.
today is both those days for you.
Pie cake is the salutation! mmm~!

what kind of pie and cake do you like Susu-kun?

[piphilologize]

[ He's not sure this is how anything works, but he'll go with it. He's not sure he has a choice. ]

While we're at it, π ≠ PIE. Keep up, 1-3.
Apple. Chocolate. You map the values yourself.
You plan to solve for y?

[birdstheword]

i'm hajime! and no way you can lose me!

π = 3.14
π = Pie
πday + Susu-kun Bday = Pie + Cake

y will be a present! Ill grant you one wish thats within my power to grant! the sky is the limit. what does susu-kun want for his bday?

y would have been a party if you gave me more notice. Booo susu-kun booooo!

[arealhardnose]

I never did like Valentine's Day and its ilk much. Seems like such a waste, when surprise gifts are so much better.

[That's because you were dating a literal millionaire, Elsa.]

[piphilologize]

Who the factor defines y like that?
Arbitrary variable or not, you could go for the meaning².

[birdstheword]

i do? y do you ask?

you didnt get it, Susu-kun?

sorry! sorry! i didnt mean to make it complicated.

[piphilologize]

You're gonna have to define the game if we're going to play.

[birdstheword]

kay

1 2 3 what do you want as a present? its your bday! You should get a gift!
i want to get you something!

[galactically]

it's in front of your screen
you're talking to a real beauty right now ♥

[canoodle]

already proving you wrong
but hey aren't you taking this math thing a little too seriously?
are you the god of numbers or something??? (ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)?

[nailed_navigation]

Taste is subjective. To me- my lady bishamon is > then you.

[piphilologize]

Hey, even I'll admit Bisha's rocking some golden ratios.

[nailed_navigation]

Golden Ratios?


You mean her hair?

[piphilologize]

Missed it by 1.618km. She's very proportionate.

1/?

[nailed_navigation]

2/4

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3/4

[nailed_navigation]

[Did he really just say that?!?]

4/4

[nailed_navigation]

Ah. Well... My lady does take good care of her figure, which is suiting her role of a goddess of war. It would be rather difficult to fight and command respect if you do not look the part.


[Bro... You have no idea. Just no idea.]

[piphilologize]

[ Sho is shameless, and can only dream. ]

Yeah, I'd say she's got that integration by parts down.

[piphilologize]

Nah. |No use| for gifts.

[piphilologize]

Seriousness is garbage! I'm having a zetta good time.
I'm the god of chaos theory. Don't forget it, because I'm big on this scene.

[birdstheword]

surprise it is then. got it.

[piphilologize]

Gifts are garbage! CRUNCH. I'll add 'em to the heap.
Can't complain about surprises.

[piphilologize]

Heh. I'll keep an eye out.