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[kendont]

ayakashi help

[That's it, that's the whole post. It's signed by "Souma Kanzaki" so all can know, but this is just how he types over technology, so expect replies to be short and equally confusing!]

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[softpunk]

This isn't a search engine, Kanzaki. You've gotta say a little more than that.

[lecturehall]

[Keito sure does call Souma the minute he sees this. The lack of response only makes him panic more.]

Kanzaki, are you hurt?! What happened, Kanzaki? Why didn't you pick up the phone? Are you in danger? Do you need me to call an ambulance? I'm calling an ambulance. Just don't do anything drastic, Kanzaki! Just stay put!

[kendont]

[All of Souma's replies are also very, very slow.]

like fighting

[kendont]

[He sees this late and that's before he even sees however many missed calls he has.]

im fine

[lecturehall]

As if I'd believe something like that after that message! Pick up your phone. I'm calling you.

[Non-stop until Souma picks up.]

[softpunk]

Full sentences.

[...he says, not using one, but whatever.]

[kendont]

[Wha... He ignores the message board once he gets that and returns to his currently ringing phone to fumble to pick it up.]

What ho, Souma Kanzaki speaking! Ahh, wait, I already know this is Hasumi-dono, isn't it? Hello?

[kendont]

[Full sentences are such a waste of time...]

i want to fight ayakashi

[lecturehall]

["What ho"? Really?]

... You're fine.

[He should have expected this.]

[kendont]

Yes, as I said on my post, I am currently researching ways to battle ayakashi at the nearest library. I thought there would be more techniques available if I were to ask the public.

[lecturehall]

You didn't say that.

[kendont]

[Yes he did. He just moves on like he didn't hear that.]

Though I realize the partnership of shinki and god is important, I was wondering if perhaps there was some way I could be of aid myself.

[lecturehall]

Isn't turning into a weapon enough? You nearly gave me a heart attack. I can feel years of my life slip away even now.

Still, I can't say I begrudge you for trying to find information on your own. Rather, I feel at fault for not considering to do that myself. Have you found anything?

[kendont]

Please, do not feel as though your life will slip away, Hasumi-dono! As your shinki, it is my job to prevent such a thing, so do not even joke about it!

[He's yelling so much over the phone, in a library.] I have yet to find any useful information, but I will not stop until I've learned more.

[lecturehall]

Lower your voice. You're in a library, aren't you? It's a place of learning and meditation. Don't disturb the other patrons.

[But ah... What a good junior Souma is. Keito's so touched. There's nothing more beautiful than a good work ethic.] Just remember the importance of breaks. Especially during research, breaks allow for the mind not to be overwhelmed. Make sure you eat as well. Although you'll have to leave the library for that.

[kendont]

To hear all of this advice from Hasumi-dono is warming my heart...! I will do my best! Please, rely on me for this!

I will do my best to take a break, but—

[He presses a wrong button and hangs up.]

[lecturehall]

[For fuck's sake.]

[lecturehall]

[Keito calls again.]

[kendont]

[He almost doesn't answer because he's panicking so much. By the time he does—]

Hasumi-donooooooooo! [He's wailing.]

[lecturehall]

[He holds the phone away from his ear.]

Your phone can make outgoing calls, you know.

[kendont]

Uuu... I became so upset with accidentally hanging up on Hasumi-dono that I dropped my phone and began to attempt seppuku! But I did not wish to leave the phone unanswered yet again!

Please forgive me for such a mistake, Hasumi-dono!

[heiring]

Did something happen?

[kendont]

no

[His typing patterns are very strange, to note. He only uses hiragana without changing any of it to kanji, and his sentences are always as short as possible... He's a strange boy.]

[heiring]

[ That's very strange, but he can manage. Reiji himself types like a normal kid. ]

What kind of help do you need?

[kendont]

shinki fighting techniques