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Posted: 13 April 2016 09:22 PM
From: Add

I'm curious about this sudden influx of "pets", but this is getting ridiculous. Pigs, dragons, demons, and now whatever this is supposed to be.

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I found it in my room hanging from a pile of disgusting cobwebs. I have no idea what it's for, but it appears to be a small hovering device that projects this holographic cube form. The face and "ears" disappear sometimes. It won't stop following me around so I guess it's mine now.

It gets along with the cat. I think it's supposed to be simulating one? It vibrates strangely when I touch it sometimes. Very odd.

Comments

[galactically]

no, just my hair and clothes! technology hasn't gotten THAT advance to change every single intricate detail. that's usually reserved for simulating buildings and a fake sky

[cue a long, long delay in responding]

breast size?? why are you asking about that, you pervert?!

[subtract]

So the technology does exist, but it hasn't been applied to your device? Disappointing. Although, it should be possible to upgrade it if it already has that degree of control...

[???? he's just about to ask about the delay when she suddenly sends an answer—]

It's a physical feature that most women care about, isn't it? If the hologram can already recreate moving fabric and layers over top your body, it should only need some minor tweaking to adjust the size of physical features underneath.

[galactically]

you wouldn't say that if you ever step foot into Frontier... one of the most high-tech and beautiful places i've had the pleasure to live in ☆
my device is fine the way it is

please. my chest gives people hopes and dreams
it doesn't need any upgrades

[subtract]

I don't know where you're getting that impression from. Advanced technology is always of interest to me, but why would you turn down a perfectly good upgrade? Even if it's currently sufficient, it can always be improved upon, keke.

[galactically]

you're asking for random gimmicks to be added when it's already perfect as is
no thanks!（ΦωΦ）

like the saying goes: if it's not broken, don't fix it

[subtract]

That kind of attitude is what causes technology to stagnate. But fine, if that's how it's going to be then I guess I'll have no choice but to improve upon it myself.

[galactically]

too bad. you're not getting your skinny hands on my tech
my plans to let you see it are officially canceled

[SHE DOESN'T TRUST YOU, ADD...]

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Why not?? I never said I was going to steal it. I just want to look at it so I can make a better one.

[really though, he was totally planning to steal it.]

[galactically]

a better version of it, ufufufu

keep dreaming
it's never going to happen ρ(￣ﾍ￣ ﾒ)

[subtract]

You just don't want to admit you'd be jealous if I could. And I can, let me assure you.

[galactically]

implying that there is anything to be jealous of
how cute ☆

[subtract]

We'll see about that, kukukuku.

[challenge accepted]