I'm sure I can guess at a few. But we'll work up to that!
[mostly because that's more ammunition for her to use against him and no thanks]
Mostly, I don't trust you to do laundry on your own, kiddo. So let's work on getting you a second outfit, shall we? I'll even let you pick this time only.
Of course, the challenge you'll have to go through is directly proportional to how hard you make this for me (and how expensive it is because FABRIC ISN'T CHEAP), so choose wisely.
And don't make it, like, just a t-shirt or a single bow or anything either. That's a waste of my time and you know it and will automatically get you the absolute worst thing I can think of.
no subject
[mostly because that's more ammunition for her to use against him and no thanks]
Mostly, I don't trust you to do laundry on your own, kiddo. So let's work on getting you a second outfit, shall we? I'll even let you pick this time only.
Of course, the challenge you'll have to go through is directly proportional to how hard you make this for me (and how expensive it is because FABRIC ISN'T CHEAP), so choose wisely.
And don't make it, like, just a t-shirt or a single bow or anything either. That's a waste of my time and you know it and will automatically get you the absolute worst thing I can think of.