Aren't you just saying that since you look back on your teenage years that way? I almost feel sorry for you, wasting the best time of your life like that! Right now I'm in the spring of my youth, and there's not a single thing I regret! [ Granted, she doesn't remember anything about her life before she ended up here, but at least it applies to everything here so far. ]

Except maybe for talking to someone as pompous and rude as you!