That would be a strange thing to lie about...but it's definitely true. I've won the lottery multiple times, been in plane crashes on desert islands, been kidnapped by a serial killer, had family killed by meteor strikes, survived murder attempts, been brainwashed by the personification of ultimate despair, had my memory erased...and then there's ending up being brought here to be a god. The odds of that have to be pretty astronomical too, right?
If it wasn't for extreme luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all!
It does come in handy sometimes, though. I hardly ever have to spend money at vending machines.
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If it wasn't for extreme luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all!
It does come in handy sometimes, though. I hardly ever have to spend money at vending machines.