sageprincess: (Slightly horrified)
Zelda ([personal profile] sageprincess) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2018-03-27 07:44 pm

Heaven's BBS | video;

From: Metis
Date: October 29

[It is after a great deal of trial and error that a video feed pops up on the network. Zelda's grasp on modern technology is still limited at best, but this is apparently important enough to try.]

Excuse me, but would anyone happen to know what this is for?

["This" being a very summer-y hawaiian shirt currently laid out upon what appears to be her dining room table. And there will be no reprieve from it's tourist-y glow for anyone wanting it; the Princess of Hyrule does not know you can flip the camera around on a phone, so the feed is sticking right where it is on the garment as she speaks.]

It was at my temple steps this morning, but without any notes outside of being addressed to me. I am... not certain what to make of it, honestly.

[To say the least.]
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[personal profile] roundtablerebel 2018-04-02 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
A joke, huh?

[ Sending someone an ugly shirt as a joke? She'll have to remember that. ]

So how are you gonna retaliate?
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[personal profile] roundtablerebel 2018-04-05 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She'll send ugly shirts to everyone eventually and frame Caster for it. ]

Huh, you want to know what I'd do?

[ Mordred takes a moment to think about it. You're not exactly consulting the gold standard when it comes to jokes Zelda (more like a five-year-old really) but... ]

Hmm... Well if you know who sent you the shirt maybe you could send them a much nicer one— but line the inside with itching powder! That way when they put it on...

[ She makes a scratching gesture with her hands to illustrate the result. ]
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[personal profile] roundtablerebel 2018-04-17 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
They'd definitely never send you another ugly shirt, that's for sure!

[ If Zelda were to go through with the prank and Mordred discovered that Caster was the victim she'd likely die from laughter.

She seems quite pleased with herself, smiling broadly at Zelda's giggle. ]


Why'd you have guards as a kid? You some kind of big shot?

[ Or she could have just been a rowdy kid but Mordred doesn't get that vibe from Zelda. ]
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[personal profile] roundtablerebel 2018-04-25 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, a real fancy-pants, huh? But I've never heard of a Hyrule before.

[ At least from the knowledge of Earth kingdoms that she has. Oh, right she should probably introduce herself too. Manners— what are they?]

I'm Saber. Nice to meet you too, I guess.

[ Just Saber— no special title that she's aware of. Maybe she should try "Number One Shinki of Shinju" in the future? ]

So tell me something, do Princesses have some sort of special deal with the higher-ups to become goddesses or something? 'Cause you aren't the first God-Princess I've met.
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[personal profile] roundtablerebel 2018-04-29 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's only a matter of time until there are enough Sabers to conquer the Heavens. Or just, y'know, eat Caster out of a home. ]

A kingdom that doesn't exist and that only you know about? I don't have to tell you how that sounds, right?

[ Mordred's just teasing; she can spot nobility from a mile away, even if she isn't sure why that is. Zelda's reluctance to be a god is curious though. ]

Then you'd be a fool. Why would you ever choose to be a shinki instead of a god?

[ Probably not what the princess meant. But as far as Mordred knows there are only two options: you can be a shinki or a god. And of course, being a shinki, she doesn't understand that there's anything aside from existing as one of those two things. ]
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[personal profile] roundtablerebel 2018-05-03 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Someone with Father's face arriving and trying to attack her? She would be thrilled.

Mordred grins and points at the screen. ]


See, saying stuff like that makes me believe you're the real deal and not just a crazy pointy-eared girl calling herself the princess of an imaginary kingdom!

[ Although something odd does stand out to her. ]

So you were a mortal princess before you were a god-princess, huh? So what happened, did they just pluck you up one day and say "You're a goddess now too"?

[ Wait, does it really work that way? After all, Mordred's met a goddess who died first and then got the job, just like shinki. ]

Or did you have to bite it first?