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[deniles]

Posted: April 15, 2016, 12:00 pm
From: Anonymous

So, I'm having a discussion with someone, and the idiot told me that people can only like boys or girls.

I physically know this is false, but can anyone else give me proof?

Sorry, it's simply to win an argument and I'd like it to be public so that idiot knows I'm not lying.

Comments

not anon because why would also sob breaking my hiatus for this

[brynwieldr]

This is even a question?

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[deniles]

I've found I'll fuck anyone so long as they're willing.

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[brynwieldr]

I had a feeling this was you when I didn't see a response by you.

Someone honestly doubts that?

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[deniles]

Yes. You remember those loud noises last night from my room?

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[brynwieldr]

You mean do I remember being kept up by you having sex? Yes.

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[deniles]

Okay, we weren't that loud.

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[brynwieldr]

I was teasing, Niles. I'd been up reading all night anyway.

I assume your guest doubts that you like whatever they weren't?

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[deniles]

More like my guest doubts they like whatever I am and whatever I'm not.

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[brynwieldr]

Generally speaking having sex with someone implies at least mild attraction. Sounds like they're in denial.

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[deniles]

Which is why I've made this.

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[brynwieldr]

Tell them your god is interested in both, as much as I'm interested in anyone sexually, if they demand more proof.

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[deniles]

Somehow I don't know if they'd believe that.

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[brynwieldr]

To be fair, most people don't. And yet I have a son. Regardless, it sounds like your guest is just in denial.

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[deniles]

They keep having sex with me, so it must not be a problem.

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[brynwieldr]

Exactly. I still can't believe this is even a question, though.

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[deniles]

Me either. But hey, what can you do?

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[brynwieldr]

Bemoan the intelligence of some people and continue on with your life.

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[deniles]

And still have sex with them.